Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Oh No! We're on Bert Alert!

It's about time someone started taking this homeland security terror alert level thing seriously.

Terror Alert Level

As a service to my readers, who want to stay up to date on the current state of our nation's safety, I've put a permanent link to this terror alert system on the left sidebar. When the Dept. of Homeland Security updates our terror level, you'll be among the first to know! (I find it strangely appropriate that the highest level of threat to our nation is "Elmo Alert." He's easily the most alarming muppet ever.)